Save the World, Stop SOPA
If you’re reading this, I assume you like the Internet (thanks Al Gore). As such, you should probably be running around in circles puking and crying and screaming and calling your representative in...
View ArticleSherman Ave Goes Global!
This is a map of Sherman Ave’s global reach. The countries that are filled in with color have viewed Sherman Ave at least once (obviously, it is the country as a whole viewing it together as part of a...
View ArticleMay Heinous Breakdown: Pabst Blue Ribbon Division
Yesterday, we unleashed the most heinous assault on history since the Cultural Revolution with Selection Sunday for May Heinous, our 32-team beer pong tournament featuring historical figures vying for...
View Article#GetFuckedVandy
Dear Vandy, Get fucked. Seriously. We mean it. From the 20 of us hanging around Evanston and the scores more waiting at home in Westchester for school to start, Wildcat nation would like to invite you...
View ArticleAl Gore Blames Early Hanukkah on Global Warming
In a last ditch effort to maintain a distant trace of cultural relevance, former Vice President Al Gore has pointed to what is described as a “calendar oddity” as further proof of global climate...
View ArticleTeam-by-team Predictions for the NFL in 2014
We all know how this season’s Super Bowl will go down. Bill Belichick, after using his rarely-confirmed-but-widely-assumed necromancy powers to revive Rob Gronkowski’s knee (and also hiring Nancy...
View ArticleScientists Discover Alternate Universe Where You’re Not Such an Asshole
Researchers at the Large Hadron Collider have discovered a parallel universe where you are not such as massive prick.
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